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Wednesday, November 26, 2008

This is damn hilarious....something about the yoga fatwa

Imagine this at your friendly Fitness First and Celebrity.
Pilates (U)
Body Step (U)
Body Pump (U)
Body Combat (PG-13)
Mengandugi unsur ganas yang perlu bimbingan ibu bapa. Keganasan boleh menggalakkan anak-anak menyertai kongsi gelap.

Cycling Classes (PG-13)
Ibu bapa dinasihatkan supaya membimbing anak-anak supaya berhati-hati di jalanraya. Berbasikal dengan laju di jalan raya adalah merbahaya.

No under 18 allowed:
Body Balance (18-PL)
Mengandungi unsur-unsur keagaamaan seperti Yoga dan Taichi yang boleh menyinggung perasaan setengah masyarakat dan pergerrakan yang aneh yang merbahayakan
Yoga (18-PA)
Chi Kung (18-PA)Untuk Bukan Islam Sahaja. Mengandungi unsur-unsur hubungan dengan makhluk-makhluk halus.
Taichi (18-SG)Mengandungi unsur-unsur ganas

Body Jam (18-SX)
Pole Dancing (18-SX)
Belly Dancing (18-SX)
Ballroom Dancing (18-SX)
Butt Leg Thighs-BLT (18-SX)
Mengandungi pakaian yang menjolok mata dan pergerakan rapat antara lelaki dan wanita yang mungkin menyingung sesetengah masyarakat

Sauna (Tidak Lulus)
Steam Room (Tidak Lulus)
Spa (Tidak Lulus)
Mengalakkan lelaki dan wanita berbogel

3 comments:

Lim Hui Ning said...

Ah this yoga ban shit. Malaysia's fuckin retarded. Did u read the lesbianism thing? Stupid rules we have these days eh? Sometimes I'm thankful I'm out of Msia man. So bloody retarded. Makes me sick.

kevinpnp said...

I still don't understand why yoga is being banned in Malaysia. It doesn't have any money involved in it. It's purely stupidity of whoever that raised this issue.

If wearing tight clothings should be banned, then Malaysia will have to banned a lot of tourist from entering.

Laws and legislations shouldn't be passed on just because of what an individual thinks. This is monarchy.

charlz said...

ZZzzzz... wth's with the last sentence.. hahaha.. omg, our country la like this.. haih.. menggalakkan berbogel. wakakaka!!!