Damn embarrassing post for today+British Museum pictures 2

I am NOT going to Czeh tomorrow (29th).....I am going, day after tomorrow (30th). How could I get my date wrong?? Gosh....being too ignorant, I guess. :-)

Something really stupid happen today.
I was shopping at Birmingham City Centre....and so, my friend, HS and I saw sales going on in La Senza. Yeah...you bet your ass on it, we rush into it, started to do some serious scrutinizing, and ended up burying our head, looking at the wonderful female boxers on sales.
5 pieces for 12pound! What a steal!
The size listed was "S", and though "S" was obviously the smallest they have in the shop, we were skeptical we could fit our butt into those boxers. Maybe they were meant for the ang mohs....bigger, fuller, more voluptuous bottoms.....so, we were debating, on whether to give it a shot.
Buy??? No buy???
And I'm sure most Malaysians, if not all, do this.....
take the pants/shorts/skirts/.....okay, in my case, female boxers, and have the top part a.k.a the waist line, round over our neck. If it fits perfectly, means, Bingo! If it doesn't, means, it is either too big or too small. Depending on whether there is excess at the end.
So, we tried that...not remembering, we were in Holly shit land.........EnglishLAND!!
Gosh....and boy, were all the customers, queuing up staring at us.
Bewildered, puzzled......and shock.
I bet they were thinking,
" What the fuck?? What are those Asians trying to do??? Boxers for the neck?? What?!! another different sex trick?"
Lolx.....embarrassment of the year, i guess....

Itchy fingers.

NEVER for goodness sake have itchy fingers.
I learned my lesson well.
So, I was at Boots, browsing through heaps of different cosmetics, and eyeing on their wondrous, various colours and textures of lippies options.
My bestfriend loves lipgloss, and I was checking them out to see whether there are any suitable ones for her.
I started to apply some, on my lips. *of course using my fingers,k....not directly with that wand,k....cause I know it is super unhygenic to do so,k....*
Gosh....imagine my shock, when I stared back at this ultra red,tomato lips on my face. I panic, glanced through the packaging....
FOOD-PROOF,WATER-PROOF,SMUDGE-PROOF!!!!
LIQUID........ LIPSTICK!!!
Wtf......
Okay, ultra red is nice, yes.....if, and only if....you have full makeup on your face. And not when you're having this pale-looking bare-naked face.
I was stuck there in Boots, pacing back and forth, not knowing what to do.
But of course, I gather the courage, and walk out, hopped onto the train, and boomz.....home!!!
Any pictures of me with my wondrous, luscious lips?
Hell No. And even if I do have it, do you think I will post it up??

Hahahaha

Today my friends and I had the most embarrassing day of our life.
Our P3 tutorial is scheduled to be on Friday 2 pm. But due to our pack time table, we thought of giving it a try to change to some other people's group.
So, it was 8am in the morning, we were rushing for time, a look at my watch, my heart skipped a beat! We were 5 mintues late. I don't favour being late. Especially, when I am going to replace my class.
So, we stumbled, and hurriedly find our way into the class.
All eyes were glued on us.
People whispered among themsleves.
I know, we look like aliens.
Yea right, we have 1 eye, 2 nose, 1 ear and 2 mouths.
So, upon having placed my things on my table, I went straight to inform the tutor of our presence. And guess what!
She stared at me.
Scorned at me.
Then said, "no!"
I tried negotiating.
I said, "Once only, please"
She said, "Alright"
So, I thought, nightmare is over....
But, the worst has yet to come.
When she came over to hand me the attendant list so that I can tick my name, she doubled confirm.
She said" 2 of you only?"
I said, "Nope"....:all of us here"..........with my hand pointing to 5 of us.....and of course, I didn't tell her, one more yet to come.
Oh goodness! Her expression changed. She glared at us all. And said, "You all better leave, I don't allow you all to come"
HUH???? Die lo...We quickly took our things, ran out from the classroom. I didn't dare look back to see.....but I do wonder.......what all those "humans" think of us "aliens" being shooed out....hhmmmm....

It was embarrassing, I know.

But then, we decided to attend an extra P2 class. Rajin terlebih, konon.
And, so, we started another period of making ourselves look like aliens again.
So, when the tutor who happens to be our lecturer came in, he started to teach.
We, of course, listen attentively.
And then, he took out the previous resit paper, and told us to have a look.
When he was about to pass it to my gang, he said " Oh, I'll give to my class students first, but it doesn't mean, you all are not my students, I treat you all equally."
And, I, as usual, as cheeky as ever, I snapped back to my friend, "DOUBLE STANDARD"
He heard. He looked at me. And he was shocked. Haha....
Well, I was shock too. That wasn't meant for him to hear.
Thank goodness, it should have been not that bad a day for me. Cause all he said was, "If I do double standard, you would have been black listed now, and I won't allow you to attend my class"then, he just smiled it off.
My friends thought it was a joke. Laughed at me.
Laugh lo.....laugh lo.....hmph!
Haiz...I am often the life wire, the joker, the one that get penilised, the pathetic one among my friends.
But, at least, I think, it's better than being the insignificant one among friends.